South Park: The Stick of Truth Review (PS3): Extended episode

Answer YES or NO to the following question:

1. Do you like South Park?

Result: If you answered yes to the question above, you will enjoy South Park: The Stick of Truth.

More questions (YES or NO):

1. Do you love the Paper Mario games?
2. Have you been watching South Park since the very first episode?
3. Do you like the idea of a twelve hour long South Park episode?

Result: If you answered yes to all of the above questions, you will love South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Bonus questions (again YES or NO):

1. Can you live with minor technical hitches, including an inconsistent frame rate and lip-syncing delays? 
2. Can you forgive a checkpoint and save system that doesn't work on occasion, costing you hours of progress?
3. Can you tolerate the South Park writing team's usual approach to the following topics: abortion, rape, gay sex and anal probing?  

Result:  If you answered yes to all seven questions, it is entirely possible that, at year's end, South Park: The Stick of Truth will be your favourite game released in 2014.